Deep in the heart of darkest western New York State,
1/4 mile from the nearest paved road.
Two intrepid Yeti hunters, Two Fletch and Buffalogobbler on a quest for greatness and immortality, risked life and limb.
Tracking the great and fierce giant yeti (Yetigigantiss), into the deepest darkest reaches of the impenetrable wilderness of the Hawkeye Bowmen forest.
Despite the great peril faced by these two incomparably brave and resourceful hunters, they tracked and slew this fearsome beast with their selfbows!
With a very scary roar the giant yeti, the most awesome of all of the legendary cryptozoological beasts of myth was dead!
Rocketing Two Fletch and Buffalogobbler into legendary immortality as the two greatest bow hunters of all time!!!!!!
Here's the beast
Scary ain't he?
