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Offline Knoll

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2017, 09:55:01 am »
This is important international news!
Gonna copy post to fb so you brave adventurers get alllll the plaudits ya roundly deserve.
Congrats, guys!!
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2017, 10:31:44 am »
And I thought someone probably shoot their cooler. Good hunt guys are they in season? Did you have your tag?
Bjrogg
Shoot a yeti cooler??? Them things is expensive!!!
And no, yeti's are like woodchucks, No season, no tags, no bag or possession limits

Great Job! That's the rarest off all Yetis! He is the long lost never seen before on cameras the great ALBINO YETI!!! Are ya having him full body mount? Loved the story we need some more of that kinda stuff on here, makes for a good laugh and conversation. TILL THE NEXT YETI KILL!

Gonna mount him in my work shop.
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2017, 10:35:06 am »
I see 2 Yeti's  ;D  Bob

Bob,
Yer just being kind. ;)
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2017, 10:47:39 am »
Good shooting, and an excellent stalk!😀  Methinks you should try more difficult quarry such as the western jackalope or the mugwumps.  I would like to score some of what is in your 2nd canteen, though😀  Neat post, good for a chuckle and nice to see real bodies behind the post.  Maybe we all should doe that's!
Hawkdancer

Hawk,
We have found an outfitter and booked a hunt in the great western desert. The hunt costs $68023.06 it is scheduled for the fall of 2378. we will each get tags for 2 1/2 western jackalopes, and all of the mugwumps and snipe our minds can conjure up.
The outfitter assured us he has enough to fill our canteens, which is a good thing because I plan on conjuring up a
mess-o-mugwumps!
I will write an article for Primitive Archer about this hunt we have booked, also I can give you the name of the outfitter if you would like to book a hunt yourself.

Kevin
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2017, 10:54:15 am »
Good enough excuse to fling some arrows I say.Some real good pass through shots on that beast to I imagine.
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2017, 11:00:27 am »
He's looks skinny when you look at him straight on but he is a hefty beast and tough to bring down, it took several swigs off the second canteen ;) and then we had to use arrows dipped in the blood of a chupacabra.

Kevin
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2017, 11:03:22 am »
This is important international news!
Gonna copy post to fb so you brave adventurers get alllll the plaudits ya roundly deserve.
Congrats, guys!!
Knoll, Thank you for letting the world know what GREAT and humble bowhunters we are.
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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2017, 01:29:11 pm »
Ha ha! Can I have your autograph?

Adam,
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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2017, 02:40:49 pm »
Being as I live in jackalope country, I have the opportunity to go after them often.  For a bow hunt, I would use a sort of arrow that could easily be found, because the jackalope is somewhat of shape shifter, they are not always where you think they.  Lighted nicks are legal here now, and would be a good idea!  There are 2 known subspecies, 1 has antlers similar to the pronghorn "antelope", and prefers more open habitat, the other has antler similar to mule deer and prefers more forested habitat.  There have been reports of a 3rd subspecies further to the east of here that has antler similar to the whitetail deer, both sexes are said to have antlers.  Tracking is extremely difficult as their tracks seem to shift depending on mood and light conditions.  The hunt requires at least 2 canteens, and a lot of luck!  Some hunters have told me that it is easier to have a leprechaun join you for a drink than it is to get a shot at a jackalope.  I think this is my year, though!😀😉
Hope you can use this data on your hunt.
Hawkdancer 
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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2017, 03:06:22 pm »
Hawkdancer,
Good Luck on your hunt and thank you for the information it is invaluable, now I need to find a leprechaun.

Kevin
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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2017, 03:07:55 pm »
For those that were wondering, yes, that is the legendary Hunterbob HHB selfbow that slew the mythical giant wild yeti!

Kevin
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2017, 03:15:26 pm »
Kevin, Ever since it happened, I have been having horrible nightmares! I keep seeing those evil red eyes staring at me just before I let the arrow fly.

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« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2017, 04:45:40 pm »
I see 2 Yeti's  ;D  Bob
Oh yeah, and a wierd Bart Simpson too.
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« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2017, 08:16:35 pm »
Now that should be a hunting show.

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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2017, 09:32:14 pm »
This target was Brians idea for our snowshoe shoot which was held today

Kevin
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