Ok, forget the " Ayeups ", and just stare at non locals as they go by......That way they will think, could've been born here, but moved away......Yeah, I know they don't use that in Mass.  My Girlfriend is from Fall River.  They haven't any " R's " up there.  So when they get one they haven't got a clue where to put it.  So when my Girlfriend says something that I can't understand, I either put an " R " in ,or take one out.  Yeah, sometimes she just doesn't talk so too pretty good, like me.  I try to teach her, but she just can't get the hang of it.  " No Dear, it's pronounced Dawg! D A W G , Dawg."  And there is no " R " in saw.  And it is a " Pawn shop, not Porn shop. "  It's like a whole different language up theya.  Crap, now I'm doin it!  Oh well at any rate, good hunting, and I'm  sure we are all awaiting the next installment in the " Adventures of ......" The Outsider ", and mystery of the Soapstone, and the monster that guards it, and the town that knows how to keep a secret......
                                                                                       Wayne