Everyone has been putting up with my crap for years and I do believe it is more than fair for me to open up the opportunity for YOU to return the favor if you can.
I am looking for about 100 intact dry moose poop pellets, please. Yes, you read that correctly. Fecal droppings of the largest member of the deer family, Alces alces, the moose.
Why? Well, I could tell you that these are the new rage for Canadian dietary supplements for weight loss. Eat a few and your appetite is gone for days, or at least until you've downed a 12-er of Puppers or Molson. I could creditably say that it involves a practical joke, and that would be very close to true as I am currently working on a long game with a friend of mine, except it involves bear scat. I don't need that, I already have it sourced through Bear Country USA here in the Black Hills. Nope, it's Bullwinkle pills I am after.
Anyone? Whatcha need in exchange, I got lots of stuff.
