Look at this oat patch! It should be ready to harvest in a couple more weeks, and I should get several pounds of good hulless oats. I'm very excited about this, never having grown grain before (except corn).
There's an old story about Dr. Johnson, the famous English scholar (and scoffer at all things not-English), traveling through Scotland with Mr. Boswell, his Scottish assistant (and no slouch in the brains department, himself). Johnson, commenting on the prevalence of oats in the Scots' diet, said, "In Scotland they feed men what in England we only give to our horses."
Boswell, not missing a beat, replied, "Yes. England has better horses. Scotland has better men."