Was jumped and knocked out... woke up looking like this

[PrimitiveTim]

Before & After

[DC]

It was probably one of those hair-dresser gangs. They can be pretty vicious. Either that or you're heading into red neck country and you jammed out

[YosemiteBen]

Man you got scary lookin! Did ya get the job?

[bubby]

Still look like a bush hippy on this end

[Stoker]

Either a job or a woman will make ya get a hair cut....
thanks Leroy

[TRACY]

Gotta be a woman involved somehow



Tracy

[paulsemp]

Or serious lack of women

[PrimitiveTim]

Reasons: it's hot, job, easy to clean, I do it every summer, tradition, 'murica!

It's also how I protest the obsession of fashion and appearance the the American people seem to love dropping gagillions of $$$ into.  Kind of like we need to focus on other things besides ourselves all the time.  I'm in South Lake Tahoe (rich town) and it's like a parade of people being excessive... JMHO

[bubby]

dang tim I just missed you I left Tahoe wed and yep lots of excessiveness going on, to each his own

[Badly Bent]

Jeez Tim were you camping in someone's yard on your road trip and woke up to some old geezer yelling,
'hey you hippy, get off my lawn'.

[Traxx]

Pretty Smokey up there in Tahoe?

It is down the hill here in the Reno area.

[missilemaster]

Just passed through Reno on the train yesterday.

[country]

Those dang hair dresser gangs.... hope you ain't walking funny  

[Zuma]

Spill it Tim---

You met the rancher's daughter! 
Zuma
Or lice

[PrimitiveTim]

Lookin' for work in Tahoe.  Apparently the girl that I'm interested in didn't mind caveman look.