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Offline criveraville

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Just had THE talk with my son
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:38:06 pm »
Diego's in the 5th grade and hearing a lot of things at school. I had the talk with him. I asked him, "what do you know about sex?"

He laughed, giggled and said, "oh it's all that kissing and stuff!"

One of the hardest things I've had to do, buy so thankful I did.

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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 11:43:59 pm »
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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 11:56:16 pm »
Diego's in the 5th grade and hearing a lot of things at school. I had the talk with him. I asked him, "what do you know about sex?"

He laughed, giggled and said, "oh it's all that kissing and stuff!"

One of the hardest things I've had to do, buy so thankful I did.

Cipriano

     You're lucky he didn't ask you what do you want to know, and if you would tell him what you already know, he could fill in the blanks for you. ;) ;D ;D ;D

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Offline killir duck

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 12:58:15 am »
About all I can remember from that talk was me going "that's disgusting dad, there's no way anybody is crazy enough to do that" :o ;D ;)
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Offline Pat B

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 01:01:42 am »
A right of passage for both of you!  ;)
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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 01:15:07 am »
I wish I had a son to have that talk with.... I have a 13 year old daughter.... The only talk I get to have with young men goes like this; did you know I was a sniper in the Marines!  >:D
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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 01:20:33 am »
I never got the talk when I was young.  Might be why I took the accelerated pregnancy route to getting married  ;D
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Offline Mohawk13

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 02:23:30 am »
Never had the talk either...Was Married and ignorant to the world....Wish My Dad had taken the time to warn me about My First Ex wife...Good for You for being a smart Dad...May save You from Being Granddad to soon...Knowledge is power
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Offline seminolewind

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2014, 05:27:05 am »
My dad never had the talk with me either but I managed to figure it out! Oh and I plan on putting what I learned into action here in about 2 days when I get home! My poor little 5'2" Portuguese spinner of a wife is gonna have to deal with 6'4" and eight months of pent up aggression  >:D that poor girl !!!
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Offline Crogacht

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 05:40:16 am »
I have 2 boys and a girl under 7, so I've got some time to figure that issue out I suppose, haha.

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2014, 06:19:41 am »
Good for you Cip. I never had that talk to me either, I just had to wing it.
I did instinctively know from an early age,I was going to like it. ;) ;D ;D
I had that talk with Beau when he was 10 or so, tough on me, I guess it went well enough,he made it through his teen years without any mishaps.  :)
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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2014, 08:57:51 am »
I had the talk with my oldest boy last year when we found two turtles in the act. I told him what was going on and he told me that mom had just had the talk with him and he was fully disgusted by the whole thing. Didn't understand how the hole was made.  :o I'll stop there.

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Offline autologus

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2014, 10:13:05 am »
I wish I had a son to have that talk with.... I have a 13 year old daughter.... The only talk I get to have with young men goes like this; did you know I was a sniper in the Marines!  >:D

I know what you mean, I have a 15 yo daughter, all you have to tell them is "son, I am not afraid to die for her are you?" "If you are don't do anything that would make me kill you."

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Offline Josh B

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2014, 10:27:01 am »
I never got the talk when I was young.  Might be why I took the accelerated pregnancy route to getting married  ;D

Well Clint, as the old saying goes, " the first baby can show up anytime, the rest all take nine months."  Lol!  My first daughter showed up exactly 30 days after the honeymoon, so I reckon its true!  Lol!  My oldest three are girls.  For the most part, momma gets to have the talk with them.  The closest I have come to the talk with the girls is that I told them," if you bring a boy home to meet us and I take one look at him and tell him that he reminds me of myself at his age....you better tell him to get!  He's fixing to get shot!"   I do have to have the talk with my son in a few years.   I'm not exactly looking forward to that.  Josh

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Re: Just had THE talk with my son
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 11:08:44 am »
My dad never had the talk with me either but I managed to figure it out! Oh and I plan on putting what I learned into action here in about 2 days when I get home! My poor little 5'2" Portuguese spinner of a wife is gonna have to deal with 6'4" and eight months of pent up aggression  >:D that poor girl !!!

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