Hey Clint, you got any out of state buck tags for a fellow PA guy? I could be over to hunt real soon. 
Sorry, to hunt our property you have to be married to my sister or dating my niece for more than a year.  Currently both are spoken for.  Dads rule.  He has always kept the property limited to us.  
Not even I can hunt it Greg, and Im Clints best friend, kinda'.......

 That's ok, killer Clint does a good enough job on them.