A turkey...
deep fried...??
DEEP FFRY a WHOLE TURKEY!!??!??!??!!???!!
Damn... you guys take your frying SERIOUSLY over there!!

Reminds me of the Simpsons when Mo gets a deep fryer from some Navy ship and claims it'll deep fry a cow in 13 seconds... Homer cries: "13 SECONDS!!?? I want it NOW!!!..."
Please... for the pity of your Irish brother... you've GOTTA take pic's of this deep fried turkey when it happens!!???