Thanks for the info, Justin.  I think I can make this work, but I was thinking more along the lines of whatever I can accomplish with a jacknife.   

  I doubt if I could pull off a James Parker in my kitchen!
sulphur, I hear ya, but this isn't a job, it's just for fun.  If and when I post pictures of what I'm doing, you'll know what I mean.  You may even ask if I did it with rocks, and whether I'd sharpened my rocks in the last year.   

  Besides, it's just a side project while waiting for The Main Event to finish drying.