Hey der, Dana, what the heck is the matter with ya?

Puttin dat rhubarb in a strawberry pie

I tink ya must gone outside wit out yer Kromer, or trooper hat, and sumptin froze between yer ears! Dat rhubarb is sum kinda nasty tastin stuff!

Musta happened after ya made da point. Dat sure came out nice now,donchaknow ?

But dat rhubarb.......aarrruuughhh!!!

I tink I would ratter have my teeth filed, den eat dat stuff !

I don't tink my face would unpucker fer a month of Sundays, or more! But hey, don't let em brow beat ya about yer hands ya know, if dey can make a nice arrow head outta dat kinda rock, ain't no lotion gonna help em to do no better! O course da boss might prefer you softend em up a bit......

Wayne