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Offline Zuma

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Tasty??
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:17:24 pm »
LOL this is standard news not Dumbest criminals.
Although I am not laughing about the death
just the irony. Maybe he thought " They will never find me inside that gator"

11-foot gator eats burglary suspect hiding in Fla. pond | ...
kimatv.com/.../offbeat/11-foot-gator-eats-burglary-suspect-hiding-in-fla- pond

2 hours ago ... BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. WPEC - Authorities say a burglary suspectwas killed by an 11-foot alligator while hiding from authorities in a Florida ...
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Offline TrevorM

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Re: Tasty??
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 02:34:40 pm »
Reminds me of a story my father in law told me from when he worked in the coroner's office about a guy that robbed a store. He ran and had gotten away no cops anywhere hear, but I guess paranoia set in and he kept running right out across the freeway. The semi stopped him though...
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Offline willie

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Re: Tasty??
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 09:55:00 pm »
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Offline chamookman

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Re: Tasty??
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2015, 04:53:17 am »
Karma is a You know what ! Bob
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Offline Urufu_Shinjiro

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Re: Tasty??
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2015, 10:20:58 am »
What is it about Florida? I grew up here and perfectly norm....oh yeah, nevermind....
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Offline stickbender

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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2015, 03:58:30 pm »

     There was Darwin candidate, that robbed the Seminole casino, and tried to get away, by swimming across a big pond.  But..... it also contained a big gator.  He ended up the same as the guy in your story.
                                   Wayne
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Offline mullet

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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2015, 06:36:20 pm »
Probably moved here from up North.
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Offline Blob

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Re: Tasty??
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2015, 07:44:43 pm »
Quote from: mullet on December 09, 2015, 06:36:20 pm
Probably moved here from up North.

Hey...easy on us northerners!  lol
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Offline bowandarrow473

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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2015, 09:21:36 pm »
There was a guy who stole a chainsaw by stuffing it down his pants, unsuprisingly, he was from our great Sunshine State!
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Offline Urufu_Shinjiro

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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2015, 09:07:08 am »
Do a search for Floridaman, there's a twitter account that I think is a website now as well where a guy started compiling these types of stories and called it Floridaman, the worst superhero, lol. My favorite Florida story is the guy who was a pet shop owner who was being sued for assaulting his employee by striking him repeatedly with a live lizard....
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Offline Zuma

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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2015, 12:31:35 pm »
You guys are cracking me up better than the news article :laugh:
Eddie, Did you make this damn Yankee shoot coffee through his
nose on purpose? We swim with just a loin cloth. No gator in it's
right mind would take a bite. They do an immediate about face. :o
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Offline mullet

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2015, 09:58:00 pm »
Very few Florida crackers still left down here. Most of them are Tourist or Immigrants that couldn't remember how to get back home. Easier to stay here and do stupid stuff.
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Offline Urufu_Shinjiro

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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2015, 10:26:43 am »
Only thing I miss about my time living in Georgia is the ability make the joke "Turns out I had to go north to get to The South..."
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Offline Bone pile

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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2015, 07:05:53 pm »
Happened down the road,we got a grin. They killed the gator,don't want to scare the snow birds
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Offline Zuma

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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2015, 08:10:49 pm »
Quote from: Bone pile on December 12, 2015, 07:05:53 pm
Happened down the road,we got a grin. They killed the gator,don't want to scare the snow birds
Bone pile
Good gracious Rog,  :othat would make me want to
get back to Ohio.  :)Gators and burglers in the hood. Yikes :laugh:
Oh no problem they are all gone now.
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