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Offline Gsulfridge

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Intro to archery gone wrong
« on: April 16, 2014, 02:45:40 pm »

A salesman stopped by work today and was telling me about his attempt at his first shot with a wheelie bow.  Alcohol may have been a factor. Needless to say, he struggled getting it to full draw, but did, and proceeded to tear his bow arm off on the release. This is the worst case of string burn I have ever seen.  He said he did hit the target though.  :o
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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 02:59:11 pm »

     Dang! :o :o  I hope he doesn't try to get into Muzzle Loading! ;) ::)


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Offline BOWMAN53

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 03:00:15 pm »
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Offline Gsulfridge

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 03:04:00 pm »
He was good natured and laughed about it, but said he decided archery wasn't his thing.  City boys.  .  .  . I tell ya. ::)
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Offline Pat B

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 03:43:20 pm »
I got one like that years back when an arrow broke on release. My bruise began just below my shoulder and ran to my elbow.
 Someone ought to teach that guy to bend his bow arm elbow a bit and not try to shoot a bow that's too heavy for him.
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Offline bubby

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 04:29:21 pm »
them wheelie shooters don't bend their arm pat, they have to have this perfect form, that's why it takes'em so long to take a shot
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Offline YosemiteBen

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2014, 08:17:06 pm »
last time I saw a bruise that bad was a girl in college! Not saying anything at all against you you fine girls and ladies here on PA mind you.
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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2014, 09:09:37 pm »
That a'int bad ::).  I had one that looked like a soft ball on my forearm.
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Offline adb

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2014, 10:11:01 pm »
He no for archery.
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Offline adb

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2014, 10:16:58 pm »
Hey... check this out... this is what happens if you shoot a warbow and you don't listen.

Sorry to hijack your thread!
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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2014, 10:32:48 pm »
That is the worst purple nurple I've ever seen adb.


That guys arm looks like he broke a blood vessel or something to get that kind of a bruise.
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Offline adb

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2014, 10:36:09 pm »
Hey man... don't worry... that ain't my nurp! But it was my warbow. I almost wet myself watching the guy jump around doin' the pain dance. 'My nipples gone, my nipples gone... I can't feel my nipple!... it burns, it burns... oooh it burns!" Bwaa-ha-ha!!!!
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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2014, 10:51:04 pm »
I talked a kid at work into letting a big stag beetle clamp down on his nipple with its pinchers for 50 cents.  Best half dollar I've ever spent  ;D


Greg, why don't you make that guy an arm guard and introduce him to a "safer" side of archery.
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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2014, 11:01:30 pm »
That's why the Vikings wore brass bras!
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Re: Intro to archery gone wrong
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2014, 11:14:09 pm »
Quote from: osage outlaw on April 16, 2014, 10:51:04 pm
I talked a kid at work into letting a big stag beetle clamp down on his nipple with its pinchers for 50 cents.  Best half dollar I've ever spent  ;D

LMAO with tears! From anyone else it wouldn't be quite so funny!

That's a wicked string rub Greg!

ADB, hurts to look at the pic :'(

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