Hahahah, well I live in Marlborough

... but I have a bottle of Pinot Noir from Nelson, which is pretty close

... 2009 vintage

Hmm looks like I can get a 2000w heatgun down the road at the hardware store for about 50 bucks (40usd), that's pretty good.
I'll let you know how I get on when I get around to tackling it.
Thanks again JW