New 'Shine Distillery in Gatlinburg

[Hillbilly]

Ronnie, I saw a knife fight at church once....

[stickbender]

     Hillbilly, those "Unique" women you woke up with, by Unique, do mean, the kind where when they are asleep, "Unique" out of there?   Dang, I think I might have had some of that same stuff! .....

                                                                                                    Wayne

[El Destructo]

Now that was a Good One ...Wayne...especially coming from You........

[stickbender]

     Thank you El D.  Been there, done that.    And not ashamed of it either!     Every one needs a little loving now and then.

                                                                        Wayne

[Hillbilly]

Wayne, I can tell you've been there.

[stickbender]

     Hillbilly, the biggest problem with having been there, is the older I get, the better "Unique" women look.  Even back then, I never tried to chew my arm off!   But then I have to refer back to the great sage of wisdom, Ol Ben Franklin, when he was being teased for dating older women, he said, "All mares look grey in the dark."    ......Now tell me about this knife fight at church!   Now that must have been some affair!   Must've involved some of Ol Pop corn's spring water......   I bet attendance was up next Sunday.  "Hey, man you missed a knife fight at church yesterday!  You gonna go this coming Sunday?  You betcha!  But I shore had planned on fishing, but a knife fight, and at Church, whooeee, I'll be there."

                                                                                  Wayne

[dmassphoto]

Lots of stories about Popcorn.  Everybody around here talks about him.  Didn't Hank Jr. attend his funeral?

[Hillbilly]

Wayne, it was just two teenaged boys (pretty rough ol' boys) got in an argument over a girl they were both dating and wound up knife fighting on the church porch during the middle of service. The service kinda came to a halt and everybody had to break them up before they managed to cut each other too bad.

[stickbender]

     Dmassphoto, Hank Williams Jr. was there, and said he never met Pop Corn, but he had tried his product.
Dang, Hillbilly, those women just cause all kinds of problems, don't they ?!........


                                                                        Wayne

[dmassphoto]

     Dmassphoto, Hank Williams Jr. was there, and said he never met Pop Corn, but he had tried his product.
Dang, Hillbilly, those women just cause all kinds of problems, don't they ?!........


                                                                        Wayne

I'd love to see what she looked like to start a knife fight on church steps!

[mullet]

 In those parts of the country; if there's only one woman and two men, and they aren't related, more than likely it's gonna be a knife fight. But then again relation's might have nothing to do with it.

[Hillbilly]

I'd love to see what she looked like to start a knife fight on church steps!

Nah, she didn't look all that good, she was just really....................friendly................

[stickbender]

     Must've been ......more friendly to one than the other one......

                                                    Wayne

[dmassphoto]

     Must've been ......more friendly to one than the other one......

                                                    Wayne

And THAT's where she went wrong