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Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: JW_Halverson on December 24, 2016, 11:51:33 am

Title: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: JW_Halverson on December 24, 2016, 11:51:33 am
Missing Czecheslovakian hiker was found near the Blue Springs Geyser system.  He had been killed and eaten by a grizzly.  A large sow and cubs were found nearby and she was shot.  Contents of her stomach did not reveal any human remains or DNA.  The unseasonably warm fall had not driven the normal patterns for hibernation and the bears are still fairly active even at this time of year.
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: JW_Halverson on December 24, 2016, 11:53:48 am
Turns out a smaller male was also in the area and his stomach contents proved he was the culprit. 

Scientists are stunned.  They are scrambling to explain.  Apparently, nobody believed it was actually true that

THE CZECH REALLY WAS IN THE MALE!


A very Merry Christmas to one and all.  I hope 2017 is good to everyone!
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Stringman on December 24, 2016, 01:16:08 pm
Such a morbid mind you have there JDub, but it's nice to know payment's coming!  >:D >:D
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Hawkdancer on December 24, 2016, 01:19:59 pm
Right in there with the rattlesnake canteens :)!
Hawkdancer
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: willie on December 24, 2016, 01:24:01 pm
you would think that the biologists had done their homework better, and not shot a sow with cubs without good reason.
Around here in Alaska, it is well known that boars are usually responsible for most of the predation attacks an humans.
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: bubbles on December 24, 2016, 03:05:31 pm
Hahaha. Wow JW....
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Post by: Del the cat on December 24, 2016, 03:08:08 pm
D'oh... you had me strung along all the way sniff at the trail of crumbs you left for me...
You sir are a tease monkey of the first order!
Have a good 'un.
Del :laugh:
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: bubby on December 24, 2016, 04:55:02 pm
your a dog jw lol
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: PaulN/KS on December 24, 2016, 05:58:08 pm
I guess this would bearly qualify as a shaggy dog story..?  ::)
 ;)
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: willie on December 24, 2016, 06:09:06 pm
Hunh??   it might be a  joke?
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Buffalogobbler on December 24, 2016, 06:58:45 pm
JW,
Check your calendar it's Christmas not April 1st!!!
You had me hook line and sinker!

Kevin
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: PaulN/KS on December 24, 2016, 07:36:46 pm
Quote from: willie on December 24, 2016, 06:09:06 pm
Hunh??   it might be a  joke?

Yep...  :D
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Redhand on December 24, 2016, 08:18:47 pm
Hahaha. Right Right.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: jeffhalfrack on December 24, 2016, 09:40:10 pm
Hmmm,,,,,I got nothing,,,,,,,have. A Merry Christmas  Jeff w
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Stringman on December 24, 2016, 10:09:31 pm

THE CZECH REALLY WAS IN THE MALE!


Say it aloud.  8)
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: bjrogg on December 24, 2016, 11:08:30 pm
I thought it was funny, guess it might not take a lot to amuse me lol.
Bjrogg
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Pappy on December 25, 2016, 08:14:15 am
You ant right JW. ;) Pappy
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: neuse on December 25, 2016, 08:45:16 am
Ok, you got me, hook,line and sinker.
I copied and sent this to a couple of people without finish reading.
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: Chief RID on December 25, 2016, 05:09:12 pm
That will become a Christmas classic.
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: paoliguy on December 25, 2016, 10:16:02 pm
I'm adding that one to the old joke quiver. That's hilarious!
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: YosemiteBen on December 25, 2016, 11:13:30 pm
That'un was a gooder!
Title: Re: Sad news out of Yellowstone
Post by: bowtarist on December 26, 2016, 10:17:48 am
Quote from: YosemiteBen on December 25, 2016, 11:13:30 pm
That'un was a gooder!

Hahaha.... My sentements exactly. 😃😃 still lol at that Ben.  dp