Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: sleek on October 16, 2016, 02:10:26 am
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Im at a bar. It has a dance floor, lots of drunk hot chicks, one olaying pool bent over directly infront of me. My thoughts?
Damn I wish they would turn down this crappy music. I need to find a hole in the wall bar.
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I knew you weren't old when you started with "I'm in a bar".
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A guy gets thirsty
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crappy music is crappy
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You are old???
So I have this girl so pretty it could be considered a lethal weapon come walking into the little wine and liquor boutique where I work. She picks up some girly drink sugary crap and come to the counter. I ask for her ID and read it over carefully, comparing height and weight and the photo to the person in front of me because she could be using a fake ID or her older sister/friend's drivers license, whatever! Sure enough, it's her and she's of legal age, so I ring up her purchases and send her out the door. As she is heading out the door I am staring at her departure and I think to myself....
[/DANG! I BET HER MOM IS HOT! i]
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Jw, thats not called being old, thats called being straight!
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Sleek I know what you're saying but believe me your not old yet. You've gotta listen to about 4 decades of crappie music and the about ten years of talk radio. Then mature maybe never old. Man I just don't get what they call music anymore I think I'm sounding like my dad.
Bjrogg
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I can't handle Rap. To me it is Ghetto Bluegrass.
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Need tk listen to some blackberry smoke or some Chris Stapleton. Maybe some good blues like janiva magness
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Sleek I know what you're saying but believe me your not old yet. You've gotta listen to about 4 decades of crappie music and the about ten years of talk radio. Then mature maybe never old. Man I just don't get what they call music anymore I think I'm sounding like my dad.
Bjrogg
I'm in the talk radio stage. So does that mean I'm over the hill. Or am I still going up the hill?
I dislike music now! All I hear is songs About drinking. I guess I'll stick with my talk radio. Lol.
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Been into talk radio for years now.
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In my book it just means you've matured. lol nobody gets old anymore. When I was in my teens everybody was old.
Bjrogg
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Yep, I guess I am really getting old, signed off talk radio after the 2012 election, don't listen to music except in my shop and that's 650 AM, old country. I just ride around in my truck and talk to myself. ;) :) Don't do bars or clubs either and haven't for years also 50/60 year old women have started really looking good to me. Go figure. ;) :)
Pappy
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Just matured Pappy, man that sounds exactly like where I'm at. Maybe not all the 50 to 60 year old women🤔 And I talk to myself in my tractor but then I've been doing that for along time. Sometimes it's the only way to have a intelligent conversation lol
Bjrogg
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Ya I tell folks I like talking to the smartest guy I know. ::) ;) :)
Pappy
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Yep, I guess I am really getting old, signed off talk radio after the 2012 election, don't listen to music except in my shop and that's 650 AM, old country. I just ride around in my truck and talk to myself. ;) :) Don't do bars or clubs either and haven't for years also 50/60 year old women have started really looking good to me. Go figure. ;) :)
Pappy
"Old" Women have looked good to me for about 20 years now. >:D
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I've certainly reached the "music these days" phase, lol. I listen to rock music mostly, so it can be classic rock from the 70s, Led Zeppelin, Doors, etc, new wave/goth from the 80s The Cure, The Smiths, New Order, but mostly it's 90s rock, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Rage Against the Machine, listening to a lot of Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Tool, in fact I got to see Korn in concert last week, best show I ever went to! Though I knew better than to get a ticket for the floor, way too old for the mosh pit, lol, I got a seat in the stands. My neck is still sore from banging my fool head all night, lol.
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Best concert I ever went to was Chris LeDoux. Very entertaining!
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Love me some old Chris LeDoux, a great performer and world champion bareback rider
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Probably yhe last of the great country singers to ever live.
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haha so i got a story for yall. im gettin gas last summer with my grampa who is like 74. smokin hot girl trots on past in these daisy duke things. anyways he looks her over up and down the same way i was. then i realize... "what the hell grampa" "what". "you cant do that.. your old". he says to me, "screw you im only old once i stop lookin"
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haha so i got a story for yall. im gettin gas last summer with my grampa who is like 74. smokin hot girl trots on past in these daisy duke things. anyways he looks her over up and down the same way i was. then i realize... "what the hell grampa" "what". "you cant do that.. your old". he says to me, "screw you im only old once i stop lookin"
Maybe im not old then, maybe im just.... maried ( sigh )
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Lol, Marriage, it's not a word, it's a sentence....I kid I kid, mostly, lol
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As the saying goes, i may be old but i ain't dead😀
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Quit drinking and smoking when I met my wife of 46 years. That was back in 70. Don't listen to the radio unless the Red wings are on. We winter in New Mexico and the radio is on only when we take off in the mornings for a news and weather report. As we travel I would rather enjoy this great country in the silence of my truck radio and visiting with my wife. This comes with age I guess.
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I don't enjoy the bar anymore, and I am super happy that I am not single. I'm not old, i'm just not young and full of it anymore.
Chris LeDoux was a great show the time I saw him. I wish there was a radio station here in Utah that actually played Country music.
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I was a part of the bar scene 40 years ago.Figured out there was no future there for me.
Went to meet a fella at his request once about a wild turkey federation raffle at a bar couple of years ago.Had to laugh the silliness going on in there at midnight.Their choice of music was'nt very good either.
Ahhhh yes the crazy foolish days!!!!
Have to agree though once you stop looking you are old or just disgusted with life in general.
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Your conversation about looking at other women, young or older, has me thinking about an old saying for married folk that went something like "It's OK to read the take out menu, so long as you eat at home".
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Yep I'd agree.Good saying.
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Once and awhile I get swatted for doing a little to much reading. You gotta kinda act like it's a comedy your reading and that you really wouldn't be interested in taking that book home even if you could.
Bjrogg
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Never hit the bar scene much, even back in my younger single days. About the only time now is when I am on a hunting road trip and there is no other place to eat.
In Michigan we a very fortunate to have a no smoking in a public building law in place which means you can go to a bar and eat without getting second hand smoke lung cancer.
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LIke John Hiatt said
"the only bars I see these days have lettuce and tomatoes"