Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: JoJoDapyro on January 20, 2015, 09:34:31 am
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I recently found a house in the city I work for with a 15 foot tall Yew tree. It appears that at one time it was a bush, and has about 10, 10 foot long trunks. How do you go about convincing someone that their tree is growing too close to their foundation, and or eves >:D ? They also have some really big straight Juniper.
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Alcohol ?
Del
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Alcohol ?
Del
Not likely in Utah. Mostly teetotalers.
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Utah huh? Offer him another wife ;D
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If I got another wife, I would probably have to start in on the alcohol too.
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Id offer a bow for it and bring some along to show what your intentions are. Also promise to clean it all up when your done and do a good job. They may even invite you back for the rest.
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If I got another wife, I would probably have to start in on the alcohol too.
One is plenty for me too! I don't know how those guys do it, beyond being extremely controlling! There are very few people here with multiple wives.
I will ask, The home is old and on a very busy road. Most of the homes on that particular road are gone already.
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Doing some property searches, it seems that it may be a rental. The same guy owns the house next to it too!
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Good morning/afternoon sir/madam! My landscaping company is in the neighborhood and we noticed that you yew tree is a little overgrown. As an introductory offer we will prune it for free just so you can see the quality of our work. >:D >:D >:D
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Offer to plant another tree of their choosing in its place
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Good morning/afternoon sir/madam! My landscaping company is in the neighborhood and we noticed that you yew tree is a little overgrown. As an introductory offer we will prune it for free just so you can see the quality of our work. >:D >:D >:D
I was gonna point out that it is growing into the roof. Since it is a rental and more than likely wont be around for another 4 years I can contact the property owner and get it!
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Since the tree you want is in the city you work for have code enforcement tell them it has to go and then tell them you'll do it for free >:D
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The wife crack was funny falcon and that was a good idea we can plant some hedge for future use >:D and jeffp ill get you drunk any time you want O:)
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Since the tree you want is in the city you work for have code enforcement tell them it has to go and then tell them you'll do it for free >:D
HA! Everyone that lives in that city knows that Code officers are there to look pretty! They have written 3 citations in the past 6 years, and they were all to the same home. Finding the property owner will be the tough part. Good thing I have connections!
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Easier to get forgiveness than permission. Go at night. Wear black. Handsaw.
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Easier to get forgiveness than permission. Go at night. Wear black. Handsaw.
It is about 9 feet from a 5 lane road lol. I have thought about it!
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Easier to get forgiveness than permission. Go at night. Wear black. Handsaw.
It is about 9 feet from a 5 lane road lol. I have thought about it!
Wear a hardhat and a reflective vest and they will think you belong there. >:D
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You can get away with burying a body wearing that.
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Just walk up to them wearing a badge and they will listen to anything you tell them 8)
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Tyke you can get me drunk as soon as I have a second wife--but I'm with Joe, one ought to be enough for anyone.
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Apparently, one was one too many for me.
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I will talk to them tomorrow. I'm getting tires on my car and an alignment right across the street.
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Bring girl scout cookies..... wait, bring a girl scout, better yet, her mom! Wait, that doesnt guarantee anything, ummmm a boy scout, yeah, thats it! Say its for a merit badge.... but dont get the boy scout to lying, sooooo find a boy, go to the thrift shop, pop some tags, get a boy scout uniform.... no wait. Ditch the boy scout. Go buy YOURSELF a boy scout outfit and say your a scout master and you need the staves for survival training and the future of America depends on him. Its his patriotic duty. Then once you get him motivated, he will cut them for you, you shake his hand, us a politicians voice and say " your country thanks you sir!" Hand him an " I voted " sticker, little made in China American flag ( so ironic ) and ask him to vote for you next election.
he will be so confused he wont know what hit him. If you think I've gone a little Looney, I am a student of Bugs Bunny.
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Bugs bunny always gets what he wants. Good life Lesson!
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Bring girl scout cookies..... wait, bring a girl scout, better yet, her mom! Wait, that doesnt guarantee anything, ummmm a boy scout, yeah, thats it! Say its for a merit badge.... but dont get the boy scout to lying, sooooo find a boy, go to the thrift shop, pop some tags, get a boy scout uniform.... no wait. Ditch the boy scout. Go buy YOURSELF a boy scout outfit and say your a scout master and you need the staves for survival training and the future of America depends on him. Its his patriotic duty. Then once you get him motivated, he will cut them for you, you shake his hand, us a politicians voice and say " your country thanks you sir!" Hand him an " I voted " sticker, little made in China American flag ( so ironic ) and ask him to vote for you next election.
he will be so confused he wont know what hit him. If you think I've gone a little Looney, I am a student of Bugs Bunny.
Hahaha, I actually started laughing out loud and everyone at work started looking at me funny.
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I'll see if I can get over there this week. It is on my way home from work. Funerals and burials were far more important.