Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: Blaflair2 on October 10, 2014, 11:53:34 am
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So I'm getting married tomorrow. Kinda freaking out.
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Congratulations! 8) After 37 years I don't regret a minute of it. ;)
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Hahaha, Congrats dude! Steve Irwin said that getting married was the scariest thing he ever did. And this is a guy that caught crocodiles 2-3 times as long as him.
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I'm sorry! RUN! :laugh:
Seriously though I would not change a thing, been married twice. My wife and I have been together 12 years and married 5. The wedding day is always such a big hype and the fact you have to stand in front of everyone you know doesn't help either.
But just think, it will only take 15 min to get married and a lifetime to celebrate.
Congrats and good luck, Patrick
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I've been working at being married for 23 years now. I think that's the key - keep working at it. Kinda like building bows or anything else the harder you try the better you get at it. Congratulations! I bet you'll do just fine.
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Congrats Bruiser. I waited until I was 35. The first year was pure culture shock, but now I love my comfortable rut and wouldn't trade it for the world.
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Congratulations. Enjoy your special day.
I took the pregnancy accelerated route to marriage when I was 20.
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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
haha jk
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Dude, your life is over. Kiss it all goodbye. ;) ;D >:D
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Haha thanks guys, made me feel better. And laugh!
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Don't forget to say goodbye to your balls...cus they haint yours anymore :laugh: >:D
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I had em cut off last October Chris.
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Well then...I guess your good to go then ;)
P.s. ..does that mean I got more balls than you? :laugh:
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No, we both have 2, mine are in a jar
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Slavery,
the state or condition of being a slave; a civil relationship whereby one person has absolute power over another and controls his life, liberty, and fortune
Marriage, read above^^^^ but this time you had to pay for it!!
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All the best for you and yours.
Zuma
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I've always remembered this and have used it often over the years. It is invaluable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhufKIe67Bo
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I guess it's too late now, huh? I'm on year 38 and the best thing I did. Don't have to wash clothes or the dishes unless I want something special >:D ;).
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Congrats. I have been married just over 4 years. I love it. One thing I learned very quickly is that nothing changes. Good luck, don't let the little things get to you. My wife only lived with me for 20 days before we got married, and I learned a lot of her funny habits shortly before and after we were married.
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Well ... I got no good advice as I've been a reformed bachelor for the last umpteen years and have forgotten most everything I thought I knew .. but never really did .. at least that's something I remember someone telling me ... but give it all got man ... if I remember right it was the best thing I never should have done .... I don't even wake up screaming much anymore and the doc said that big bite out of my ...... aww man just remembered my alimony payment is due.. ;)
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As Bowman 53 said, RUNNNNNNNNN!! Run fast, Long, and Far, Far away! So....... just what is it that you don't like about sex?
Well, let me explain it this way...... two young guys are in a bar, and one is telling his friend that his girlfriend is wearing him out, by wanting sex, in the morning, and at night, every day, and during the day, on the weekends, he says, I don't know how much more I can last, what can I do? An older man sitting next to them, leans over and says, marry her, and that S#%t will stop! But of course it is always different when you are in love, and can't see that far down the road. After the first year, it goes down hill, little by little, then it just kind of seems like it never was. Just don't let her eat the wedding cake. It has something in it that makes women dislike sex. Did you used to have your own work space? Did you used to go have a beer with your Friends? Did you used to...... well this could go on for quite a while, but anyway, congrats, and I wish all the best to you. Oh, I would not go with the I am the man of the house thing either. A little story to explain...... A newly wed couple are having a little discussion on their new life together, and the Husband says, OK, lets get this straight, "I" am the man of the house, and what I say goes, and I expect to come home to a nice clean house, and have a nice hot meal ready for me . You haven't been doing this, you will do these things because "I" am the man of the house! Starting right now, I don't want to see you for a week!
Well sure enough, in exactly one week, his left eye had opened just enough to see out of. :o ::) :P
Wayne
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I was gonna make some wise a$$ comment but, I see that has been covered. I have been married twice, this time for 12 years. You will survive. Good luck and enjoy you day
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Congrats, try to enjoy the day because it flies by fast.
Been with my gal for over 12 years, married for 3.
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There's 3 kinds of rings in marriage first comes the engagement ring then comes the wedding ring then comes the suffering. :'(
Congrats. on getting married.
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Congrats. Hope you have lots of kids. :P
But rob for got the 4th ring.... The nose ring. :laugh: :laugh:
Have fun.
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DONT DO IT!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! :o :o :o
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I thought I heard a Bugle blowing Taps yesterday >:D - best of LUCK ! Bob
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Congrats, if you got a good one its a beautiful thing.
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Congrats! Make your marriage a game of who can make the other happier!
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Best wishes for a very long and happy marriage. Just remember...you are in charge. ;D ;D ;)
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Hear now my words and be wise.
Advice for the soon to be married:
Let no warrior ridicule the coming wedding of another. Often the wisest warrior falls where fools would not to the allure of a woman. It is unwise to laugh at another warrior about that which finally falls upon the heads of many warriors. The foolish and wise warriors both are both fooled by the ways of love. Do not argue with the kinfolk of your wife of there will be no peace in your dwelling forevermore. And if your family and clan do not like her, the wise man visit his family and clan alone and speaks nothing upon his return. Never argue with your wife, for you cannot win and even if you do, you will suffer for it for the rest of your days. For a few days each month, the wise warrior will refrain from speaking in haste to his wife, or he shall pay dearly. There is nothing to be done for this. It is the way things are and no man will be right during those days whatsoever. A wise warrior plans to be gone from the house as often as possible during these days to avoid conflict.
This is all I have to say.
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I guess I'll hit on it since no one else did. Happy wife, happy life. My biggest advice in marriage is just do what she says. Most of the time it will take you longer to explain to her why not to, than to just do it. Call me whipped, but I have all the freedom in the world... After my chores are done. Also, nothing changes. Just a title and a license that makes it expensive to break up. Luckily for me she threw all of my stuff away after she moved in, now if we do split I get half of her stuff!
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Best wishes for a very long and happy marriage. Just remember...you are in charge. ;D ;D ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!! :'( :'( :'(
LOL til I cry!
Best wishes though! I am still married after 7 years (Oct 13th) I hope the worst is over now ;)
Hows that hackberry?
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REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR KNEES FLEXED....THEY WILL SHAKE BUT IF YOU LOCK THEM YOU COULD PASS OUT. Seen it happen more than once in the military >:D
Don
Uh, P.S. don't freak out either :o
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Best wish's . you will love having a loving wife.
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Congrats, man. Mine has been going 33 years now. I hope you got as lucky as me!!
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Congrats bro!.... Brian
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Congrats Bruce. My wife and I have been married for six years now, and I can truly say I married my best friend. She is prett awesome. We have been together for ten years this year. And we're great friends for three years befor that. Have fun. Don't drink too much on the big day ;D
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Thanks everyone. I survived!
Marco, the hackberry is almost floor tillered. Still deciding on what I'm making lol
Matt, thanks, I've been with her for 6 yrs almost. Figured I'd marry the girl. She's pretty awsome. I mean she out up with me for so long!
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Congrats ,good luck with it. :)
Pappy
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What pappy said! And then some!
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Took me a couple tries, but I got it right. Enjoy the rest of your life with your new bride.
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Congrats! I wish you both many happy years together. From the sounds of things, it won't be a problem.
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Pics? Did ya ever post any pics?
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Haha sorry!
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We haven't gotten all the pix back yet. The top is my wife and I, the bottom is us with our children
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Are they all your children? 6?
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2 youngest mine then 4 step children, she was a teenage mother and got married prior to us meeting
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Wow! Good for you all. I really do wish you all the best.
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Great looking family, Bruce. I got lucky the first time, going on year 38. Wish you guys a happy and long one, too.
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Looking good! I married into two boys 20 years ago. we had two more so we make 4 kids all together. Now I got 5 grandkids too! Stay well and remember if you want the last word in a dispute as I got it from an elder many years ago - "yes dear!" ;D
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Congrats and good luck....cause with all those kids...yer gonna need it! Awesome lookin family dude!
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Thabks guys. We've been at it almost 6 yrs