Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: JoJoDapyro on October 05, 2014, 09:16:03 pm
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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Sad, but true.
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looks like he used the $10 for a down payment on a new pair of boots >:D
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He looks like my sister, only her beard is darker.
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You had me going there. good story.
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;) ;D ;D ;D ;D I like. :)
Pappy
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He looks like my sister, only her beard is darker.
Holy S#%$ that is funny!!!
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Now that's funny! I am so gonna use that story! Lol! Josh
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I think Pat looks stylish in those Doc Martins.
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That is a gooder!
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I think Pat looks stylish in those Doc Martins.
It's not really him is it?