Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: Frawg on April 16, 2013, 10:25:24 pm
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Quick fact, I am natural born smart@ss, Rarely at a loss for words. Keep that in mind as you read the following story............Buying a few things at the Elkin NC,Wal-Mart last night right before mid-night, at the checkout the young lady said we usally sell more when its green.... I looked up from unloading my cart and she was holding my cauliflower. I said really!!, she said yea broccoli taste better when it's young. I was speechless :o
Matt
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LMAO
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I think that is the same one that asked me if I found everything ok and I said nope, I couldn't find the Tampax anywhere. She evidently thought I said thumbtacks and ask if I wanted the kind you push in with your thumb or the ones you drive in with a hammer. I thought the woman behind me was going to pass out.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks I needed that this morning. :) What I didn't need was the coffee all over my desk. :)
Pappy
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I think that is the same one that asked me if I found everything ok and I said nope, I couldn't find the Tampax anywhere. She evidently thought I said thumbtacks and ask if I wanted the kind you push in with your thumb or the ones you drive in with a hammer. I thought the woman behind me was going to pass out.
Now that is hilarious!
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My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. That was funny!! ;D
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:o ;D ;D ;D dpg
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Madcrow, LMAO:)
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HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!!!!
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Madcrow and Roy, thanks for posting those stories! That made my day alot better!
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I'll go up to the counter at McDonalds and tell them "I'd like a medium black coffee with a cranberry muffin to go please". Our conversation then turns into "is this to have in or to go?......to have in......what size of coffee would you like?.....medium.....do you need any cream or sugar?.....nope, black.....what kind of muffin would you like?
Stupid kids!!
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I was at A&W one time and my stuff came to $19.01' and I gave the girl a $20 and a penny, thinking that she'd give me a dollar back. Pure panic on her face, and she had to call supervisor over telling her that I gave her a penny. The older supervisor gave her a stupid look, and told her to give me a dollar back.
And this is the kind of people that now vote and shape our country?!?
We'll be changing our national anthem to start like this:
"O Canada......our home unstable land"
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I stopped at a fast food place the other day. Ordered a small cola and a small shake.
Girl at the counter rings it up, tell me the amount, I hand her a $5 bill, she rings it up and the regester comes back with the change amount.
Well she starts counting the change, looks at the regester, counts some more, looks again, and hands me my change,
she then turns walks away with out a thank you. She gave me to much change. ::) Couldn't even get it right when it was right in front of her.
All I could say out load was oh brother.
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That's because they don't have time to teach all those outdated things like the three R's. Its all about putting a condom on a banana, and self esteem! And now in this state, How to make an easy $500.00 by ratting out your mommy, daddy, or the neighbor next door if you suspect they have a gun that doesn't comply with emperor cumo's doctrine.
Robby
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Was at the Mcdonalds in a walmart the other night. Had my kid fast asleep on the bag of dog food in the buggy, drooling and all. I was out of the way waiting on my wife to order her food and come over to me to leave. Now, 2 younger girls were behind my wife, and I couldnt help but notice they were checking me out. Instantly I had them pegged for dummies. As a general rule, if a girl thinks I am attractive enough to look at more than once, she aint to bright.
The girls walk up to me, I move politely out of their way, they stop and admire my son in the cart sleeping. "Aww, how cute. Is he yours? " Me, "Nope, just picked him up at the pound. Somebody dropped him off. Figured I would get him some puppy chow while I was out. " One of the girls chuckled a bit, but the other... SHE BELIEVED IT! "OMG are you serrious?" She started petting my sons head with an astonished and sad look on her face. THen, before I could have any more fun with this situation, my wife came over, and the girls left. I heard the ditsy ones friend explaining to her it was just a joke, you cant get kids at the pound.