Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: tattoo dave on March 30, 2011, 11:02:48 pm
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There is way to much estrogen in my life!!! A wife, two daughters, seven nieces, three sister-in-laws, mom, mom-in-law, grandmas, and too many aunts to count. Somebody get me out of here! Thank god turkey season is right around the corner. Is anybody else having the same problem? I would run to the back forty, but I only own 1/2 an acre, there's no where to hide.
Tattoo Dave
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Haha I'm there with you buddy wife and two little girls in a 770 sqr ft house I told my wife I need a bigger boat and she sed what a boat what are you talking about and I sed im sinking I the estrogen sea I need a bigger boat and a boy ;D . Itl be alright hang In there
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sorry dude dont know what thats like
its me and the wife only now
used to have two sons at home untill the grew up and joined the USN
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WOW! that many people letting you know you don't know what you are doing. must be chaos. good luck!
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Dave that's too funny. I'm in the same boat sort of speak.. I'm the only male on our campus. So I'm surrounded by estrogen. Gotten real good at sayin, "nice shoes. Is that new? Oh, did you get your hair done?"
But I goofed one day. A teacher had on a scarf. I told her she looks like Emilia Erhart. Aparently Emilia was not a pretty gal.. So it wasn't a compliment ??? Oops... I meant the whole classy, stylish look- but I couldn't recover from that one.
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You got a shop?? Thats the best place top hide! Or maybe the bar down the street,, ;D ;D
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There is way to much estrogen in my life!!! A wife, two daughters, seven nieces, three sister-in-laws, mom, mom-in-law, grandmas, and too many aunts to count. Somebody get me out of here! Thank god turkey season is right around the corner. Is anybody else having the same problem? I would run to the back forty, but I only own 1/2 an acre, there's no where to hide.
Tattoo Dave
You sound like Jeff Foxworthy on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, hehehe!!!
"...I feel like G.I. Joe on a 3 day pass..."
Git to makin' more bows and other manly pursuits!! ;)
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Look at all of your guy friends and pick out the one with the nicest garage or basement. Talk him into building his first bow, which will require you to help him out a lot. That might give you a way out.
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Well Dave, I feel for you. At one point we had the 2 girls, wife and even the cat and dog were female. Mr Wallace has it right, make yourself a shop, even if it's just a wall of the garage or basement. As soon as we could afford it, we moved to an acreage where I could hide in the woods, or the barn. Now that the kids are all grown up and we moved to town, the first thing I did was build a shop in the back yard. Have to have a man cave. It's the only way.
George
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Sorry Dave. Don't know what to tell ya; there is no hiding. I am in the estrogen ocean every day. Gets hectic 'round the 1st of the month here... :D
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Well Dave, there are some pretty good suggestions, especially working with a Friend on a bow, in HIS garage, or shop..... ;D
I might add, a complimentary supply of Midol, in the medicine cabinet..... ::) Man, if they could only coordinate that time, to being all at once, then, you would have the rest of the month with some peace, but if they are staggered.....whew! That many constant Cybil's running around....Man, it is like the old joke, why do married men die before their wives ? Because they want to! You do know why PMS is called PMS don't you? It is because Mad Cow Disease was already taken! ;D ::)
But never having been married, and having outgrown the need for it now, (kids) I am quite comfortable in my bachelorhood. If I want to go somewhere, I don't need permission, I can drink as many beers, as I want. I can fart when, and where I want. Only downside to that is I don't have anyone to rate for me, like Volume, duration, lip flutter, tone, odor, etc. But I have gotten pretty good at judging them myself. When I have to leave the room, that is definitely a ten. ;D ::) :P I don't have to say where I am going, with whom, or who will be there, when I will be back, I don't have to pick up anything on the way, or the way back, or drop off anything on the way, unless its for myself. I can eat what I want, and not have to hear any lectures. And I can go hunting, fishing, and just plain rambling without any restrictions. I can also scan the internet, to any site, I want! ;) I can stay up as late as I want, or get up as Early, or late as I want. Also wear what I want, where I want. Oh, sorry Dave, I didn't mean to brag in front of you. Especially in the situation you are in. ::) Man I pity you in the girls teenage years. Now that would be the time for an escape plan, and a Man Cave! You need to go on line, and look up shed plans, and maybe a bomb shelter plan also, that way, if you are invaded in your man cave, you can slip down your emergency shaft, to the bomb shelter, and lock the hatch. You could put up a drive way alert system, and when you hear it go off, you could head for the bomb shelter, or basement if you will. You could put a baby monitor in the house, and have the receiver in your man cave, and when you heard your wife say, go get your Dad, or one of your daughters, Say, where is Dad, or one of your Sister n Laws, or nieces, say Where is Dave, or Uncle Dave...hit the Klaxon, and say DIVE<DIVE<DIVE, and head for the shop basement! ;D You could put a little refrigerator in there, and when restocking it, you could put the beer in an old oil box, and carry it out to the Man Cave, and if asked, just point to the box, and the label, and say "lubicrant". But I am sure you have set up at nights thinking of these things, already. ;)
Well I wish you luck, and do try to find some Guy Friends that you have to help to do something. But the bow building idea was a great idea, in fact you just might be helping him also, if he is married.... ;) Well I have to close this now, I just released a ten, and I need another beer! ;D Best of luck to you, and if you need to talk, there are plenty of married guys on here that can commiserate with you. It will help, just talking to others in a like situation. ;)
Wayne
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LOL, too funny Dave! Hey, if you don't mind the drive head on down to Holland and you can help me move furniture and crude out of my spare basement bedroom so I can get my "bow shop" all set up ;D
What zone/draw are you lined up for on the Spring Turkey Hunt?
Hang in there man...
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Well guys, I have a man cave already, but apparently it's not far enough away...it's attached to the house. Lee, if I wasn't so busy with this new job, I'd be happy to help. I drew first season, april 18th, kent county. Did you get a tag? I hope I can stick one this year. It's all good in the end, I wouldn't want it any other way. :) Kinda of a gluten for punishment...at least my dog is a male.
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When I got married 33 years ago my wife had a 5 year old daughter and 2 female cocker spanials......and I survived! ::)
I do have a dusty basement shop that bothers my wife's sinuses if she comes down there. ;D >:D
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I live with a wife, and two daughters, two female dogs,11 hens. I am surrounded,they tend to depend on me. If I need time alone I just ask them if they want to go outside and do a little work? I get lots of time alone that way.! ;D
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Good idea tim to bad it don't work on my girls I say outside and they hit the door before I can move lol the only time I don't like the wife is when her time of the month comes around it dosent matter what I do I'm in the wrong lol I can do what she wants or not I'm always wrong so I try to stay outside with the kiddos when I get off work and stay away from her when aunt flo comes to visit but I did learn if I take the trash out and wash the dishes she is much nicer lol but every other time when she isn't like that I'm fine and can sail the estrogen sea with ease
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I understand I've had the same issue most of my life. I keep my garage refrigerator cold and have my own tv in there, it helps. I made strict rules that I'm not allowed to be pestered when in my cave. Now if I can just get the washer and dryer out of there! I'm strongly considering building a shed out back. Also, I just got my first male dog. Nice to have another boy in the house. ;D
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I have five sisters,My 1st wife blessed me with three daughters (Then two sons ) My second wife has a daughter that started puberty at age 11 (Her and her husband have given us a grandaughter that loves granma and papa) And now it's just my wife and I most days and things are generally pretty quiet arond here. Oh...except when I forget and leave the seat up on the toilet, or track in a bunch of mud or, I'm not out pruning the fruit trees I been working on for the last month, My boss at the job I just left was a female (A true sweetheart though) And my new boss at the job I just took is a gal (Don't know her yet) So chin up. Your stuck for life ! Ha ! ! 'Best Regards ' Frank