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Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: El Destructo on December 07, 2010, 10:43:06 pm

Title: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: El Destructo on December 07, 2010, 10:43:06 pm
Here is a Picture of the new World Record Whitetail Buck....It was taken by the Cousin of a Coworkers Sister's Uncle's best Friend's Son-In-Law's Nieces's Hairdresser's Neighbor's Ex-Boyfriends oldest Nephew....

Reportedly it will Score in at 2603 1/8 by B&C Standards....it was shot in South Carolina on a really Windy Day...at an 85 degree downhill angle...shot around a Bend at 900 yards...with a Marlin 22 Magnum....

As Stated in the Article....This Buck had killed a Brahma Bull....Six Jehovah's Witnesses....and destroyed two Humvees in the last two weeks alone....They said that He was winning a Fight against Big Foot when He was Shot...It had also been confirmed that This Buck was living Downstream of the Discharge Lines of the Local Nuclear Power Plant....
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: mullet on December 07, 2010, 11:19:48 pm
 That should do it.
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: Hillbilly on December 07, 2010, 11:28:53 pm
Yeah, I let my cousin there have his picture taken with my buck to make him feel good. I actually killed it with an atlatl at 300 yards. It was a management buck, I was wanting to get rid of those scrubby genes.
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: Pat B on December 08, 2010, 12:45:41 am
Did you get that one at Cade's Steve?
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: adb on December 08, 2010, 01:22:15 am
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: El Destructo on December 08, 2010, 02:32:53 am
Kinda reminds me of Dana sitting there with it...wearing that Kromer...... >:D
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: medicinewheel on December 08, 2010, 03:31:49 am
I'm sure in Texas they have bigger than that...!  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: Pappy on December 08, 2010, 06:15:58 am
 :o ;D ;D ;D ;D The trophy hunter I am,I would have had to pass and let him grow a bit. ;) :)
   Pappy
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: cracker on December 08, 2010, 08:22:22 am
 ;) ;D :D 8) ???
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: Bone pile on December 08, 2010, 08:57:30 am
tools ,all I see are tools
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Post by: Stoker on December 08, 2010, 12:44:57 pm
That's way to funny......
Thanks Leroy
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: El Destructo on December 08, 2010, 02:05:29 pm
I figured You Guys would get a rise out the picture..and  little stretch of the truth...gotta make the story a little more interesting...don't we....lmao...
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: GregB on December 08, 2010, 02:15:02 pm
You can't eat those horns, I would have passed on him because it's obvious the meat would be tough after having to hold up all that weight! :)
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: ken75 on December 08, 2010, 02:21:31 pm
if thats his horns can you imagine the size of his cods ! they'd leave tracks like an old willy jeep
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: lowell on December 08, 2010, 09:18:51 pm
One more year and he would have been really nice :D!!! ;)
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: adb on December 09, 2010, 12:04:12 am
Awww, heck... we pass up bucks that small here in Saskatchewan. Maybe in a couple years, that would be a decent buck.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: stickbender on December 09, 2010, 09:58:36 pm

      I was just wondering how he ate anything on the ground, the way his antlers are going.  I guess he had to eat green acorns, and caterpillars. :P  Hey ya know it could be Dana, and dat Der deer had been drinking dat city water dAT Dana has been keepin clean......sorta....now and den ya know, hey. ;D ;D


                                                                      Wayne
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: El Destructo on December 09, 2010, 10:39:06 pm
                                                 Yah.....Shooor ...dats ole Dana...Da Yooper...an Da Turdy Point Buck....Eh...... ;D
Title: Re: New B&C Record Book Whitetail
Post by: stickbender on December 10, 2010, 12:18:11 am

     Ya El D, I always taught dat turty pointer was just a bunch of hooey, but looks like ol Dana done proved it's for real, doncha know.  But der is da proof by golly fer sure!  Dey say a picture says a tousand words, well dat der picture got some fer spares, doncha know!  Ya, I bet dat ol deer was wondering what dat odd odor was, about da time da bullet hit him, hey? ;D ;D

                                                                            Wayne