Not like I need more shi....erm, stuff, but I actually do need some!

[JW_Halverson]

Everyone has been putting up with my crap for years and I do believe it is more than fair for me to open up the opportunity for YOU to return the favor if you can.

I am looking for about 100 intact dry moose poop pellets, please. Yes, you read that correctly. Fecal droppings of the largest member of the deer family, Alces alces, the moose.

Why? Well, I could tell you that these are the new rage for Canadian dietary supplements for weight loss. Eat a few and your appetite is gone for days, or at least until you've downed a 12-er of Puppers or Molson. I could creditably say that it involves a practical joke, and that would be very close to true as I am currently working on a long game with a friend of mine, except it involves bear scat. I don't need that, I already have it sourced through Bear Country USA here in the Black Hills. Nope, it's Bullwinkle pills I am after.

Anyone? Whatcha need in exchange, I got lots of stuff.

[WhistlingBadger]

I'll keep my eyes peeled next time I'm in the mountains.  Moose are few and far between around here, but when they do pass through, they do leave their calling cards.

[JW_Halverson]

I'll keep my eyes peeled next time I'm in the mountains.  Moose are few and far between around here, but when they do pass through, they do leave their calling cards.

Thanks!

[sleek]

As if you arent full of it as it is...

[JW_Halverson]

As if you arent full of it as it is...

I'm telling the Admins and Mods on you!!!


Wait.....dangit~!

[WhistlingBadger]

 

[Marc St Louis]

I'd be able to help you out if I had access to my old property, used tom see Moose back there all the time

[fararea2]

Not for Real Dietary Use:
The reference to moose poop being a Canadian weight loss supplement is clearly a joke. The idea of appetite suppression after eating moose poop is satirical and not serious.

[JW_Halverson]

Not for Real Dietary Use:
The reference to moose poop being a Canadian weight loss supplement is clearly a joke. The idea of appetite suppression after eating moose poop is satirical and not serious.

Oh, the very idea suppresses my appetite.

My purpose for moose poop is to use as wadding in a smoothbore .62 caliber flintlock. A non-nutritional, non-dietary purpose.

[Marc St Louis]

Don't know why it needs to be Moose. The only difference between Moose and deer pellets is the size

[JW_Halverson]

Don't know why it needs to be Moose. The only difference between Moose and deer pellets is the size

Exactly! The moose pellet is about the perfect size for stuffing down the barrel of a .62 cal smoothbore. I have used deer pellets in my .36 cal rifle, but a patched ball is didnt gain any accuracy or muzzle velocity using a herbivore fecal gas check.

[sleek]

Don't know why it needs to be Moose. The only difference between Moose and deer pellets is the size

Exactly! The moose pellet is about the perfect size for stuffing down the barrel of a .62 cal smoothbore. I have used deer pellets in my .36 cal rifle, but a patched ball is didnt gain any accuracy or muzzle velocity using a herbivore fecal gas check.

Only with JW could a guy go out and shoot the sh...literally  lmao.

[osage outlaw]

I've got a co-worker named Moose.  I can ask him to save up a few for you.  They might be more size appropriate for a small cannon though.