I think making a horn bow out of toe nails sounds like a great idea. I think someone should try it. You need a big toe. A really big huge toe

Maybe yeti or king kong toe nail would work.
I hope you know we're just giving you a hard time. I have asked some questions I wish I didnt. I think you must have known it would get a few laughs?
Mullet - booger backed bows dont work out because boogers are weak in tension but I have seen people make booger backed couches

Jesse