Cool! Yeah, never come up suddenly on feeding Buzzards, or Vultures if you want to be correct! A Friend of mine lived not to far from me, and I used to go over to his house, and we would ride his horse through the woods, and one day, we came up on some vultures in some trees, and we went over in that direction to see what was below, and the horse was not having any of it. He said about a year, before, he had ridden around some palmettos, and there were about 20 to 30 vultures, eating on a dead animal, and they all took, off, over his head, and vomited all over him and his horse.
He said too bad the horse couldn't vomit, but he did! He said he just rode to nearest canal, and plunged in! From then on whenever a vulture was near, the horse would shy away from it! I believe I would too! Was the turtle hit by a vehicle?
"Hoo Whee, thank god for Louisiana Hot sauce!" "Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? "No, but if you wait a few minutes, and I will fly over and give you some Black vulture Poopon!" "So tell me again, about your foreign Uncle who taught you to lift these things, and drop them on rocks...." "Uh, excuse me Barry, but you have a piece of lower intestine, hanging near your left nare." Wouldn't want you to get clogged up and all, start dancing around, making snorting and gagging noises, making the rest of us nervous as to what we just ate." "Hey guys, I just had a great idea, how about we eat this thing, and each of us take a couple pieces of intestines, and fly over to the cemetery, and sit in front of the gates of one of the big mausoleums, with the intestines hanging out of our beaks, and watch the faces of the lawn maintenance guys!"
Wayne
