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If I ever make another spliced bow, its going to have carbon-fiber wrapped around the handle covered with gorilla tape or leather.
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Seriously what are you saying?

I think we may have guessed that you can't cut a good splice.....

V splices are used on all composite bows, principally at the handle to limbs splice and also on the tip to kasan bend. A v-splice will bend with the best of them.
If you want a splice to bend then a v splice is the one.
If you are making a spliced rigid handle then a z or w is the way to go.
Scarf joints as you say are meant to be more or less static.
To get a great fit between the parts (which is of paramount importance

) work them until they are as good as you can possibly get them and then steam for around 20 mins. Fit together and clamp (with no glue!!!!) until cool. Bingo - perfect mating surfaces.
Splices when done correctly are very , very strong.