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Offline triggerfinger

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2011, 02:16:11 am »
the whole idea that anyone would so disrespect their wives car or the family home is disgusting and juvenile.  Were all grown adults and know there is a place for everyting and everything in its place.  And knapping in the house is just a good way to scratch the floors and ruin the........ok shes gone now.  Im with you guys, but please dont tell her.
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Offline JackCrafty

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2011, 08:01:31 pm »
The way I knapp there would be flakes flying all over the place.  I don't go there.  Nope, I reserve my knapping to my car and the "outback". O:)

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Offline ordcorpdw

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2011, 03:40:31 am »
Howdy, Im a new and have just been lurking for awhile but this is too funny.........I sat down this evening in the living room to get some practice in. No sooner than I get comfy I hear the car pull up. In my best 31 year old trying not to be caught like a 13 year old I bailed out the back door into the 110+ heat. What the heck none of my 3 daughters or wife keep their shoes on in the house. I'd get caught anyway. In the car? .......just get her safety glasses.
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Offline Bill Skinner

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 03:53:35 pm »
I'm glad I never met a real dumb woman and got maried.  Bill
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Offline SEMO_HUNTER

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 04:23:57 pm »
If your wife cuts her toenails in bed then I think you should be able to knap flint in the car or on the living room carpet, or even while your on the throne if you want to.
Just cause she doesn't like it don't mean you gotta listen to her, cmon man.........stand upright and pee like a dude!  8)


Then again you probably shouldn't listen to me cause I'm divorced...........Bwahaaa!!!  ;D ::) ???
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Offline jamie

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 09:43:02 pm »
knappin on the crapper is a bad idea =)
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Offline iowabow

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2011, 12:03:03 pm »
Jamie- hmmmm I won't ask. 
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Offline AncientArcher76

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2011, 06:04:02 pm »
Yeah but can u just imagine hitting a bump a deer jump out or simply making a mistake and severing an artery...lol that would shorten the trip... but it could be the plan to do just that...then u continue knapping in the ER...

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2011, 07:00:56 pm »
Quote from: jamie on July 28, 2011, 09:43:02 pm
knappin on the crapper is a bad idea =)

couldnt imagine a flake to the taint
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Offline SEMO_HUNTER

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2011, 09:43:17 pm »
That sounds like something the guys on Jackass would come up with. Put a bunch of obsidian flakes in a jock strap and make em run 3 quick laps around the house then do a belly flop into a plastic pool full of Isopropyl alcohol.......EeeeeOuch!!  :o :(
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Offline Tower

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2011, 10:00:50 pm »
Them boys did some stupid things, but I don't think even they would tackle that stunt.
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Offline iowabow

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2011, 03:32:45 am »
Think that a funny stunt them have knap in MY living room and see what kinda injuries they incur.
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Offline Prarie Bowyer

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Re: banned from knapping
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2011, 03:10:14 pm »
The only knapping going on in my living room is minus the "k".
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