Och, that just tears it, mon! This braw yankee Scot will be a-wearin' the first, and ken ye, Only South Dakota And Black Hills Registered Tartan Great Kilt at yon Tennessee Classic!
Oh but the joy all the ladies will be having at sight o' me grand and glorius knees! An' should I be primed with the dew o' the mountains I shall even be prepared to recite "The Ballad Of How Jock McPherson Held the Floor" for all the kilted lads some evening about the fire. May the Laird of All grant we have a proper piper to cheer us as well.