I know a fella that works at Ft. Campbell.  I knew that he hunted so one day I asked him, "How many you got this year?"  "Eight," he responded.  I went on and on over him killing eight deer that early in the season. "Killed?  Who said killed?  I've only killed one.  I picked the other 7 up on the way to work," he replied.  I thought that was pretty good.