Sheesh! What poor smugglers you guys would make.
Eddie, just buy a couple of those hoes, and bring em back as farm implements. How much does a Hoe cost down there?
Let me rephrase that ! How much does a "Farm Implement like that cost down there?
I would not think it would cost too much, so just ship a couple back.
Get a couple of Ipe handled ones, and maybe some Pau D'Arco handled ones also
......It is like the old story of a Russian Security Guard at a Russian Wheel Barrow plant. Every day, one of the workers at the end of the work day, would come out of the factory pushing a wheel barrow, full of scrap pieces of metal, and wire and so forth. And every day the Security Guard would stop him, and say, I have a feeling that you are stealing something, but the guy would say, it is just scrap, that I sell and make a few rubles. I have permission to take this stuff, so the Security guard after frisking the guy, could not find any contraband, and would let him go. Well this went on for many years, till finally they are both retired, and the Security Guard, says to the guy, "look, we are both retired, and there is nothing I can do about it if you were stealing something from the factory, but I just know that you were stealing something, just so I can put it to rest, please tell me just what it was that you were stealing." So the Guy looks at him, and says, you D#@n Fool, I was stealing wheel barrows!
So you see Eddie, you just buy the "Farm" implements, and ship them home, and then remove the head, and wallah, purple heart bow wood !
I have to think of everything!
Wayne
